Escapist. Geek. Balancing optimism and pessimism. And holy shit; crayons!
Today my boss told me that I’m not coming across confident enough when talking to customer, and that I need to change that.
Why yes, thank you for remarking upon my inability to not be a complete fucknut when it comes to talking to strangers. I will now change into a conversational virtuoso with an incredible charm that makes everyone smile when I open my mouth, you knob.
Does he really think I’m doing this intentional and can flip it over at will?